Tuesday, May 3, 2011

The Times They Are a-Changin’

Social networking as an agent of change.

While on the 20th of April, like all regular Wednesdays, we were scurrying off to our tasks, oblivious to the rest of the world, a few amongst us gathered for a cause in a refreshingly odd manner. The 'Please Mend The Gap’ initiative organised a flash-mob to sensitize Delhi Metro travelers towards harassment of women passengers. The thirty people who participated, and others who promoted it, heard of it through Facebook. They then tweeted about it using #flashmob and #delhi as hashtags. Though the turnout for this first of its kind initiative wasn’t huge, it was a brilliant start.

A fortnight ago, twitter users saw #freefaizan trending. Started by Amnesty International India, this campaign sought to free a 14 year old boy detained for stone pelting in Kashmir. He was eventually released on sympathy grounds after garnering support from micro-bloggers worldwide, a majority of whom directed their tweets to the state CM, Omar Abdullah.

Not quite so long ago, social networking fueled one of the most influential revolutions in modern times by garnering international support and organizing the protests. The Egypt Revolution had a palpating presence online to the extent that each of us would feel the pain of every martyr slain, anxiously await any news and finally rejoice in the victory.

Social Networking has officially arrived as a way of life; as an increasingly potent weapon waiting to be harnessed and used for bringing about a new phenomenon every day. It is, indeed, mind boggling to even picture the impact and presence social media has had in our lives since the last few years. Unknowingly and unconsciously we have molded ourselves to fit in; to get used to it as it slowly creeps into every aspect of our daily lives. It has now gone well beyond pictures and status messages. Marketing, as we knew it, has been redefined. With social media consultancies mushrooming everywhere it is evident how every company wants its share of the client’s attention. For things as small as summer internships to college fests, networking and publicity was never so simple or direct.

Social networking has made the world fit into this tiny shell with huge networks, which connect each to the other. It is paradoxical, how on one hand we lie holed up, glued to our computers while simultaneously building relationships of trust with people from not just different parts of the world, but different social strata and cliques. Social networking brought about a lot of changes; none compares to the change in perceptions.

But if what it has taught us were to be summed up, it would be just the one thing: to never be complacent. It has taught us to raise a voice when dissatisfied and make ourselves heard. Complacency and procrastinating die when making a change is as simple as a few clicks. If you want change, chances are a majority of the others do too. With the power of social networking today, change isn’t tough and it isn’t far. Today, I know I can.

Saturday, February 12, 2011

The Life and Death of My Best Friend!

Never written something together with anyone before. Not our best but whatever. :)
Ananya
Gambhir is the Cyrus.
http://crispybabelfish.blogspot.com/

Rostam

It has been a while since I’ve had guests over. I cannot remember the last time someone visited me. It comes with being old I guess, this ostracism. But Cyrus; good old Cyrus; he is different. For a while there, he had me scared not having called on this old man in a while. I almost thought he was avoiding me, like the others. Like them, he too, wanted nothing to do with the lonely man. Zahra’s death hit me hard. I don’t meet people anymore. Strangers; they scare me. I cherish the few friends I have, strive to keep them close. I fear abandonment.

Cyrus is staying over again tonight. Hes been here a while now. Dinner time was always his favourite. I smile at him, beckoning to help himself with the lavish spread I’ve laid out. Clumsy old Cyrus, he has a piece of paper stuck to his lip. Tch. How did he not realise it? Must be the age getting to his head. I lean across the table and gently flick it off.
Old age, you sly bastard. You get us all don’t you.

Surprisingly, Cyrus is awfully quiet tonight. A jovial old fellow, this man’s roar could be heard all across the hallway in our college dorms. I try making conversation but I think he doesn’t feel up to it. He’s barely eating too. I remember how he once hogged an entire four course meal without even so much as a burp.

I sometimes feel like quite a bore, ranting on and on about the old days and Zahra but that is all I have left; memories and a resounding emptiness in my life. I cling on to whatever I can get. My eyes moisten, thinking about my beautiful wife and how she would hate the loner I’ve become, when suddenly the sound of shattering glass brings me back.

Poor Cyrus, he dropped his bowl of potatoes on the floor. He is weak, probably sick tonight. He wants me to feed him, the pitiful soul. Times like these are probably the ones I live for, making me feel useful and indispensable. I like being there for this weak little creature that was my friend. No no, don’t get me wrong. He still is my best friend. He listens to me talk about Zahra all day long. We talk of days gone by and times that will never come back. Oh yes, we spend plenty of hours sitting here, reminiscing. Occasionally, he chides me for living in the past displaying remnants of his old boisterous self. I chuckle to myself at these times. Oh how the mighty fall. My dear old Cyrus used to be the boss everywhere. Whatever we did, whatever happened, he decided. Now he’s weak, crippled by the wrath of time. I have to care for him; decide for him; nurse him. I’m glad he came back to me. He couldn’t have gone long without having someone there for him. Even now he can’t give in without a protest here and there. But my best friend Cyrus learned to live with me, under my rules.

Sometimes he acts like a child refusing to finish his meals and now he wants a cricket bat to play with. This man is losing his marbles, I say. I struggle to make him finish his meal and he gives in. Once again, the flash of the dominating Parsi he once was, comes and goes. I pity him some of the times. At others I feel glad he has me. Ah, the clumsy old geezer fell asleep in his chair. Looks like I have to carry him to the bedroom and tuck the poor thing in. This is what has become of Cyrus Irani, the dreaded proud Parsi who refused to acknowledge anyone superior. I looked at his face, calm and expressionless. Sleep my friend, its the only respite from life.

There, you got him too. Old age, you sly bastard.

Cyrus
I stared across the table at the heaving, gyrating mass of flesh that had once been my friend. Rostam stood a good six-feet tall about two feet away from me. The smile on his face was that of a man satisfied with the way things had panned out for him.

Even as I struggled to break free of the roped binding my limbs together and tear through the tape stretched out across my face, I couldn’t help but think if “friendship” was too generous a term to describe whatever little contact Rostam and me had shared over the last few years. It wasn’t any particular incident I could tell you, no falling out of any kind. With time, as it is with any set of friends, me and Rostam had grown apart.

The giant of an old man leaned over me and put his hand to my face. As his fingers casually stroked the skin under my nose I felt shivers run down my spine, engulfing my body in chills and quivers.

He pulled at the edge of the tape, his cold hands making their way under the stickiness of the adhesive. In a cold, brutal pull, he tore the tape of my face, stealing away a considerable amount of tiny white hair that covered my upper lip, the sign of a respectable, ageing gentleman.

It isn’t impossible to breathe through your nose, but after hours of having nothing but my nostrils to provide air for every part of my body, feeling the air brush across the inside of my mouth felt like a luxury no less than feeling the finest wine at our ancestral home smoothly making its way down my throat.

Luxury is relative, I suppose. Maybe, at the end of the day, the poorest people are the happiest.

I’d scream with the pain of the tape stripping my face of all its hairy glory, but I’m exhausted from an entire day of writhing and shaking, trying to break free of this prison, with no food or water to ease my suffering. I was simply too tired to try and live. Up to this point, he had captured my person, disabled my physical being. He hadn’t broken my spirit.

Now that I’d given up, he’d imprisoned my soul.

He filled a spoon with the most foul-smelling pile of potatoes I had ever encountered and reached his old, shaking hand out to my face, pushing me to put that vile excuse for food in my mouth. Had my father known of my eating rejectamenta unfit for even the foulest of beasts, he’d have beaten my arse silly for not having protested this treatment, in captivity or otherwise. The Iranis were better than that. We were a nobler breed of Parsi. We ate only the finest food, drank only the finest wines and walked on only the finest marbles. I suppose with a rope the width of a small snake tightened around your limbs, you’re only as noble as your captor enables you to be.

I opened my mouth reluctantly and felt a lump form in my throat. Cyrus Irani was about to shed tears. I bit down on the spoon, more to stop the crying than anything else, and swallowed the entire bite of potatoes, gulping it down with ferocity.

Before I knew it, Rostam had another spoonful at the ready, with a distinct gleam of insanity in his eye.

I don’t know why I did it; I don’t know what pushed me to it, but I swung my head around like a madman, hitting Rostam’s hand as i did so, spilling potatoes all over his floor.

The next thing I knew, something hit me right across the face. It must have been the bowl. I fell to the floor, shaking in unbelievable pain. Soon, the pain in my face was replaced by the one in my ribs from Rostam kicking them repeatedly.

“You think I WANT this?”, he screamed, “You think I WANT to hurt you?”

I think, or would like to, that somewhere in my head I chuckled, because all I could think was “Yes, Rostam, I do believe you’re enjoying yourself just a little bit there”.

I didn’t realise, in my brief moment of dark hilarity, when Rostam brought the cricket bat to his aid. As he brought it down on the side of my arm, I felt my skin breaking under the pressure, warm blood soaking the gleaming white of my shirt.

The blows kept on coming, one after another, till I was too used to the pain to care anymore. Rostam pulled my frail, lifeless figure and dragged it along the floor, shoved me onto a chair.

I felt the blood dripping off the edges of my skin onto the floor. It warmed my skin, though it made me a little colder with every passing drop.

Soon it would be over, soon all the life would be drained out of me, and I would no longer be a slave to his demands, neither body nor soul.

As the lifeblood poured out of my being to the floor, I felt myself going dizzy. The world seemed to fade to black, the voices around me seemed to buzz into silence and nothingness.

It was almost as if I was drifting off to sleep. At my age, I realised, it was pretty hard to tell the difference. Old age, you sly bastard.

Saturday, January 22, 2011

Plank

So the other day me and my friend attended an acoustic band competition at this college fest and we realised how it was such a simple thing to come up with a name for a band.
You just put together one or two random words and say them in a cool deep voice and presto, you have a smart-ass name for your otherwise shitty band. I was sitting in the auditorium and the first two things I could see were, White Wall and Plank. Now if I name my band after either of these two completely random things, I'm bound to sound pseudo-intellectual and people will think of a deeper meaning behind it and come with a truckload of bullshit I could never have imagined for it. But hey, thats the way it is. Reminds me of the Emperors New Clothes. No one really gets it, everyone pretends to be impressed.
Long time ago, when this fad started everything with an unconventional name sounded really smart and pretty darn cool . Now its almost like everyone tries hard to be different which defeats the basic purpose and they end up being the same. Get it?
So when was the last time you heard something named conventionally? Yeah, I don't think I can remember either.

Friday, January 14, 2011

Who were you?

Remember watching Hollywood movies on school cliques and wondering how, surprisingly, no Bollywood movies ever focus on that; maybe just questioning if we do have cliques at all. Its strange how all Indian kids get classified into three basic categories: the bespectacled nerds, the ambitionless ruffians and the plastic snobs. I remember writing this whole long piece for my school magazine once about how ‘My School Has Cliques’. My better sense prevailed since back then I did not have much censor (or sense) and quite a few would have been offended. But now that we’re out of school we all have our fancy delusional stories to tell about how cool we were in school. In everyone else’s head we were who we always wanted to be. Cool like that. I might write about it today, since exams are over and I’m planning to be a dedicated blogger.

Thursday, December 30, 2010

Judge me not!

How often do you pass a second glance to the man rushing past you? How often do you notice his sweaty brow, knit in anxiousness as he shouts into his cell phone? How often do you visualise life through his eyes?
Or life through the eyes of the newly wed bride who, wearing a dozen bright red bangles,nervously tries to adjust her veil knowing that every pair of eye is on her, intently noticing her; judging her.
Or maybe the child you see every day on his way back from school, completely engrossed in his own magical little world, rambling to himself and unconsciously kicking the pebbles in his way.

Do you ever wonder who you would be if not you?

I judge people. I judge them for every single action of theirs. I judge them for how they talk, who they talk to, what they wear and how they act. I judge them if they don’t use proper grammar, if they’re hypocritical and even if their face annoys me.

Yes I am judgemental yet I don’t classify everything into black and white and deny the existence of shades of grey. That would be unfair.

Did you ever wonder what went on in the mind of Harvey Dent as he chose the path of evil after being the perfect altruist all his life? Is there not a tragedy and despair arising from the actions of a thankless selfish society to blame for turning him into Two Face. They think it befitting to judge and categorise him into the ‘evil’ label little knowing that it was the evil in all of them who created him.

Everyone has the tiny specks of evil blended in their personality. Maybe they are less evil than you, maybe more. But before you judge them think of why the specks exist. You are sure to find a reason enough to not hate them for it.

Monday, December 27, 2010

Ten Most Annoying Grammatical Errors

I wrote this a while ago, as a sample for some organisation. The suckers told me I was a little too much of a creative writer. The slightly formal tone is because I tried to make it sound boring and apparently failed.
So *drumrolls*, here goes.

We’ve all seen them. They’ve annoyed us. We’ve pinched ourselves to stop from correcting them every single time lest we be the ‘grammar nerds’. Yet, we still cannot manage to just let them be.

Yes, I am indeed talking about the most annoying grammatical errors which mess with your head every time you hear someone say them out loud. Let us now take a look at the top ten most annoying ones.

Note: Picking all of them has been tough and even though some of them aren’t the ones you’d see regularly, they are pretty irritating. Also, any extremely annoying error that’s left out should rest assured it is just as much of a bother as the ones listed.

1. The Classic Your/You’re

Beginning by definition ‘your’ is something that belongs to you while ‘you’re’ is an abbreviated form of you are. Very easily confused you see this error everywhere around. Mostly seen in text messaging and spotted in the plethora of comments on social media websites, this mistake is extremely common and you could very well be the one making it if not paying enough attention.

2. You LOSE your marbles and the knot is LOOSE

Studies haven’t proven it but personal experience tells us that 90 per cent of average adults do not know the difference. We’ve seen it all around and even in the occasional daily newspaper, for crying out loud. ‘Lose’ with a single ‘o’ signifies a loss of something where as ‘Loose’ with two ‘o’ is ‘not tight’, ‘free’, or for lack of a better term, ‘forward’.

3. Your hair is shiny/dull/oily. Individual strands of your hair are shiny/dull/oily.

Out of all of the above, this hurts our ears the most. Constantly seeing people rant on and on about how their hair ‘are’ sticky makes us shout at the top of our voice and correct them, and keep on doing it until they get it through their ‘hair-brained’ heads.

4. The Disastrous Double Negative

The African American lady in your favourite American sitcom might be able to pull it off, but you cannot.

‘You’re not doing nobody a favour.’

Clearly this sentence has two negatives which makes it an incorrect statement. At the risk of sounding like a complete wannabe rapper, we suggest you avoid it.

5. Did you say him?

It wouldn’t be too much of a bother to add the missing ‘to’ to the above sentence. ‘Did you say it to him?’, just sounds so much better. Similarly you could use ‘Did you tell him?’ and completely avoid people like me judging you.

6. Misuse of the Present Perfect

Yes you were taught this tense in high school but not for usage in every sentence. In case a tiny detail slipped out of your head here it is again; you do not use it in a past scenario. We use the present perfect to talk about things that started in the past and continue into the present and/or the future.

‘Sara has took the bus to Pragati’,sounds wrong. Instead Sara took the bus to Pragati or Sara has taken the bus to Pragati would be correct since it’s a thing of the past.

7. ‘It’s’ a good thing the mechanic is here we have a car and ‘Its’ wheel is broken.

‘It’s’ with an apostrophe technically means ‘It is’ or ‘It has’ and hence is used in scenarios starting with the same. Its meanwhile, refers to ownership; a neuter version of his or her. Also there exists no word like its’.

8. Using Then for Than.

Probably the most horrific of them all, you hereby allowed to pass judgements against whoever uses this. Then, meaning soon after and than, used for comparison should not be confused. Sadly they are.

We see a lot of ‘X is better then Y’ used all around us. Completely wrong and absolutely needs to be corrected.

9. ‘They have arrived’

Now for the classic Hindi English goof up we see in few government office all over the country. In Hindi we, as a mark of respect, use a plural statement to address a dignitary or high official. This respect, when clubbed with English, gives you a sentence that lies neither here nor there. Officials in India rarely address their superior using a he or a she. The boss is always a ‘they’. A demonstration shall make it clearer.

Everywhere else in the world- My boss will be arriving in a minute. He is a big shot.

India- My boss will be arriving in a minute. They are a big shot.

10. The Who-Whom Battle

A favourite of grammar nerds, this argument goes on and on. To settle this is a simple formula-Who is for subjects and Whom for objects in a sentence.

For example:

-Who is screaming at this time?

-I don’t care whom you ask for it.

Bittersweet by Rumi


One of the most influential poets there is. I connect to him. Normally, poetry never seems to keep me gripped. His verses are so beautiful and yet so simple. They're cryptic but to each they mean something different. Something he/she identifies with.


In my hallucination
I saw my beloved's flower garden
In my vertigo, in my dizziness
In my drunken haze
Whirling and dancing like a spinning wheel

I saw myself as the source of existence
I was there in the beginning
And I was the spirit of love
Now I am sober
There is only the hangover
And the memory of love
And only the sorrow

I yearn for happiness
I ask for help
I want mercy
And my love says:

Look at me and hear me
Because I am here
Just for that

I am your moon and your moonlight too
I am your flower garden and your water too
I have come all this way, eager for you
Without shoes or shawl

I want you to laugh
To kill all your worries
To love you
To nourish you

Oh sweet bitterness
I will soothe you and heal you
I will bring you roses
I, too, have been covered with thorns